Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Scientific Illiteracy

I overheard this conversation while eating late at my local Jack in the Box last week, between a group of four guys (I have no idea who spoke when, and these aren't exact quotes):

What'sup fag?

Whatup. There's like a total eclipse of the moon tonite.

Whoa! Like, how can that happen?

I dunno man. I think the sun passes between the Earth and the Moon.

What? That's crazy!


It was all I could do to keep from hurling my Dr. Pepper and ketchup-stained tray at them. These were college students, for fuck's sake! I walked out in disgust, unable to concentrate on my journal article anymore with those cretins talking behind me. I think maybe that they were working it out as I left, but still, how could anyone so ignorant of science (and so stupid) have made it to college? Perhaps they were drunk and I'm being too hard on them, but I really think this experience lends credence to the theory that Americans have the Scientific literacy of 12th-century European Peasants. (Think Monty Python.)

Anyone else have amazing tales of scientific illiteracy encountered in everyday life?

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Blogger The Disgruntled Chemist said...

Just about any time I tell people I work on problems related to atmospheric chemistry, I get a scientifically illiterate question about global warming.

Now I just tell people I work with lasers. That shuts 'em up.

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Anonymous Marcus said...

As a former Forecaster, I loved the folk who asked to have 'good' weather for a specific date. I usually stated that we just forecast the weather, we don't produce it. If the date was close (7-10 days away) I'd give the outlook for that period, otherwise, I'd go with the general outlook for that date, if it was reasonable (within a month)...beyond that, I'd point 'em to the farmers almanac.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, I am an undergraduate at UC Irvine, a school that claims to admit only the top 12.5% of high school graduates in California. And yet I hear stuff like this all the time. People who don't understand simple stuff, like what a cosine is, or they think heavier things fall faster in a vacuum. I think, ultimately, the problem is that high school grades aren't neccesarially reflective of a student's performance in high school, due to differences in economic level, teacher quality, etc. And so, sometimes, the dumb ones get through. And then, besides that problem, a lot of reasonably smart people get to college and then start drinking and maybe doing drugs and then they lose the ability to think before they speak, something that ought to be encouraged a lot more.

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Blogger BigHeathenMike said...

I had a client (I'm a massage therapist) who told me that there are people in India who can fly. This was a well-educated international businessman, not some douchebag.

I told him that if that were true, don't you think that some news agency would send a correspondent there to film it? We know within minutes if a bomb goes off in Iraq or there's an earthquake in Japan, perhaps if someone in India changed the entire fucking rules for how physics is understood, it might be worth a blurb on the 6pm News.

He agreed...reluctantly.

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Blogger Nat said...

I've seen a lot of it, too. I'm also at a selective college. It really appalls me at the scientific utter ignorance of some people. I've repressed the instances I've heard it out of memory...

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I'm not a scientist (I do humanities), so I'm sure I've let some colassal ignorance go unchallenged, but my most favorite kind of scientific ignorance is fear of "chemicals". As in "how can you take aspirin/eat that/use that hair product - it's full of chemicals!" Really? Oh no! Well before I had ever heard of the famous dihydrogen monoxide experiment I was telling people that water and soap were chemicals. If only I'd been better at math - I could have had a good debunking career.

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